The Bilderberg Group, an annual invitation-only conference of 130 high-influence politicians and businessmen is currently meeting in Athens, Greece.
Quite a lot of secrecy surrounds the Bilderberg Group – quite a lot of security goes into making sure that photos and recordings of the meetings do not get widely distributed, and combined with the high-profile nature of the attendees, keeping a low profile requires massive effort.
Unsurprisingly, the Bilderberg Group is the subject of many, many, conspiracy theories. It’s human nature; if you don’t have information about something that’s scary, you tend to assume the worst. Just as nature abhors a vacuum, the human mind abhors ignorance, and will gladly make up something – anything – that sounds like it’ll fit. This is probably how Greco-Roman gods got started.
This has implications for IT – specifically, underlining the importance of having the right information to make the right decisions – but allow me to go forward a bit with the Bilderberg group.
Now, don’t get me wrong – the conspiratorial view of history is, in some cases, the right one. For example, The Butler Affair, Operation Valkyrie, Operation Ajax, MKULTRA, Guy Fawkes, and, of course, “Votefortheworst.com.” Does the Bilderberg group qualify?
Probably not. In 2001, an article in the Guardian, in part, gives Bilderberg’s side of the story, explaining that Bilderberg members prefer secrecy so that it’s members can speak more freely; that it is a high-powered meeting of the minds but has no more influence on world affairs than any other think tank like the CATO Institute, Brookings Institution, or Tellus Institute (though to be fair, that’s still considerable influence on world affairs.)
The best a shadowy evil mastermind could hope for is to make a persuasive argument explaining what he feels are the best governmental policies would be, and hope that world leaders find the ideas compelling.
“While furiously denying that they secretly ruled the world, my Bilderberg interviewees did admit to me that international affairs had, from time to time, been influenced by these sessions.
I asked for examples, and I was given one: ‘During the Falklands war, the British government's request for international sanctions against Argentina fell on stony ground. But at a Bilderberg meeting in, I think, Denmark, David Owen stood up and gave the most fiery speech in favour of imposing them. Well, the speech changed a lot of minds. I'm sure that various foreign ministers went back to their respective countries and told their leaders what David Owen had said. And you know what? Sanctions were imposed.’”
But the difference between Bilderberg and CATO, Brookings, and Tellus is that while other think tanks actually publish their findings, the levels of secrecy approaching the Bilderberg group border on Kafkaesque. The meetings are, indeed, secret, and the Guardian’s reporter for this year’s Bilderberg conference, Charlie Skelton, started out reporting on the Group in a light, humorous style, talking about how he managed to check into the wrong hotel (“this is who Bilderberg are up against,” he writes,) but over the course of a few days, is no longer making jokes.
Yesterday, he started writing on being harassed for taking photographs, and being questioned who “Sylvester McCoy” was by Greek police whose behavior was uncannily like Daleks (or perhaps, Cybermen.)
“All around me: "Delete! Delete photos!" followed by a lame tug of war for the camera with no great self-belief on either side, which I won. Camera back in pocket.
Then it became: "Get in the car!" Get in the car!" I wasn't about to get in the car. I remember saying: "One of you has a machine gun, you're shouting at me, I don't understand why, I took one photograph, this all seems a bit strange. What's going on here?"”
Today, he reports on being followed.
“But before I begin, please believe me when I say: I haven't gone nuts. I really haven't. Nine times seven is 63 and the capital of Italy is Rome. I know what I know. And I know that I'm being followed. I know because I've just been chatting to the plainclothes policemen I caught following me. As absurd as it sounds, I've just "made my tail".
They're watching me now. REALLY. They're sitting on the wall outside the cafe Oceania or whatever this is called, watching me type this sentence. I asked them in for a coffee but they declined. They laughed sheepishly when I called them Starsky and Hutch.”
I feel a bit like I've driven down the wrong alley and suddenly don't recognise anything, and people are staring at me and not simply to admire my hair. I'm jumpy. I think someone has been in my room and moved my laptop. I know this sounds bonkers, I know it does, but I took a photo of it before I left the room and it wasn't where I left it.
Listen to me. I sound like a fruitcake. Three days and I've been turned into a suspect, a troublemaker, unwanted, ill at ease, tired and a bit afraid.
So, is it any wonder that the Bilderberg group is the subject of numerous conspiracy theories?
In order to understand the world; whether the world of high finance and high politics, or the world of the Enterprise network, it is important that you have information, otherwise, you’re blindly groping in the dark for things that sound right. This is the familiar cause of “the network always getting blamed” for anything that causes a slowdown, whether it be network, server, or application.
As mentioned above, if we don’t have information about something important, we often make up something that sounds right. This is not a bad thing; the first step in scientific experiment is to make a hypothesis that fits the observable evidence. The second step is testing the hypothesis. Anything that stops at the first step isn’t science, and isn’t particularly useful. As such, being able to gather the evidence and test to see what effect changes on the network don’t just help you solve network and application problems faster – they are the only real method you have for solving the problems in the first place. Sunlight is the best disinfectant; the electric light the best policeman.
After being followed, detained, and with his room ransacked, Charlie Skelton had this observation about Bilderberg and the very, very high levels of secrecy around the organization:
I don't care whether the Bilderberg Group is planning to save the world or shove it in a blender and drink the juice, I don't think politics should be done like this.
Worse than not bothering to gather information is intentionally keeping people in the dark. And we see this in IT in some semi-rare cases, where those in IT consciously choose not to provide information about network performance to managers and executives, the theory being that IT personnel have more value to the company if they’re perceived as the only people in the organization who know what’s going on.
This theory, however, doesn’t hold water. If you provide network information to decision-makers in a format that they can understand, you end up proving your value to the organization. If you do not provide information to decision-makers, they’re going to end up, well, assuming the worst…
