For too long, network administrators, engineers, and architects have longed for a way to determine dominance within the IT pack.  Unfortunately, those efforts have been stymied without a quick and convenient way to determine IT knowledge on a quantitative scale, leading to unsatisfying substitutes like Guitar Hero or Halo tournaments.

Finally, we have solved this problem.  We present:

The Network Rockstar Challenge

Oh, yeah.  We went big and bold with that link.  If the Blink or Marquee tags were still valid HTML, we’d use ‘em.  That’s how awesome it is.

In fact, when we beta-tested the game among our own crew, things got so out of control that—well, I think you’d better see for yourself.

Gentlemen, Gentlewomen, and Gentlemiscellaneous, are you ready... to rock?